GET OFF THIS LAND! THIS IS MY LAND!
  The stranger didn't move; he just looked at the angry farmer coming toward him across the field.
Where did you get it?
the stranger asked, when the farmer was in earshot.
I GOT IT FROM MY DADDY!
  the farmer replied as he came up to the stranger.
NOW GIT!
  The stranger smiled at the farmer.
Where did your daddy get it?
HE GOT IT FROM HIS DADDY, NOW GIT!
Where did his daddy get it?
GODDAM IT, MISTER, HE FOUGHT FOR IT!
Very well, then,
  the stranger said,
I'LL FIGHT YOU FOR IT.

(The person who told me this story
told me that he'd read it in a book
by Carl Sandburg.)

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